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Always remember, money is not everything in life, but make sure you earn enough before you think of such nonsense.

My anger management classes are starting to really piss me off !

Do not eat anything larger than your head

Great minds discuss ideas, average ones discuss events, and small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so -Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See".